The suffering doesn't even end after you're dressed Feb. 9, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Mrs. Effingham Sobb gets the ladies all excited about doing hospital work… Feb. 8, [1921]

They certainly get out of trouble easy in the movies Feb. 2, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies hire an intellectual uplifter to save them the trouble of… Feb. 1, [1921]

Every great brain meets its water loo Feb. 7, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 700,691 Jan. 29, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Hello, Harry, I just heard you were sick…" Jan. 27, [1921]

The only way to be noticed at home is to stay out Jan. 26, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 793,886 Apr. 29, [1922]

Another high-salaried dictator takes new office May 31, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Abba Dookus K. Opp, world authority on political monotony… May 30, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 731,988 May 27, [1922]

Weight doesn't seem to have much to do with eating May 26, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "My sweetheart ran off with a piano-tuner -- my heart is broken…" May 25, [1922]

He who laughs -- and so forth May 2, [1922]

A fight fan should control his enthusiasm May 19, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] Farewell appearance -- Madame Screechmore in La Balogna -- Positively last time in public May 18, [1922]

The only people ahead on this deal are the doctors May 17, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Wavelength: two splashes and a ripple… May 16, [1922]

Straw hat economy May 14, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Lathrop, my son, when you decide to get married, pick out…" May 11, [1922]

Four styles in straw hats that are always popular May 10, [1922]

At that, maybe golf is a form of insanity May 8, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 769,530 May 6, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Here' s a letter from my son, Paul, written on the stationary of the swellest hotel in Seattle…" May 4, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] A new bug gives a radio party and, as a price of admission, makes each of the neighbors bring something… May 2, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "There's a friend of mine downstairs who wants to sell me his automobile…" Apr. 27, [1922]

The day of uniforms seems to be just starting… Apr. 26, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 39,574 April 22, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Broad casting station, Sausagecake, Wisconsin… April 18, [1922]

Every man has only one collar that fits his evening shirt Apr. 17, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 490,733 April 15, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 792,885 April 8, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "My wife said she'd step inside for a minute to buy an Easter hat…" April 13, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] The radio apparatus is all set for the daily bedtime story…" April 4, [1922]

Ball players are not the only ones who train for the season April 3, [1922]

Read this slowly and carefully April 1, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Now get this right--I want some beef stew and a cup of coffee…" Mar. 30, [1922]

A photographer's price is whatever he can get Mar. 20, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Wave length ZKXTMVOBLAA… Mar. 28, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I'm ninety-nine and the doctor says I can't live another year…" Mar. 23, [1922]

'Give me liberty or give me death." Mar. 22, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Angelotti Schreecherino, the infamous Italian tenor, sings the sausage… Mar. 21, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 763,308 Mar. 18, [1922]

A business day is composed mostly of lunch Mar. 15, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 391,884 Mar. 11, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Here's a good one--three traveling men were playing cards on a train…" Mar. 9, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 888,888 Mar. 4, [1922]

[So he took it out on his wife] Censored on account of the children Feb. 28, [1922]

Yes, everything you put on is wrong! Feb. 27, [1922]

News Story: Prize fighters are now ambitious to go to college Feb. 24, [1922]

History doesn't repeat itself in this case Feb. 22, [1922]

[So he took it out on his wife] I didn't know a man could be as sick as this and still live Feb. 21, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "It makes you feel more comfortable in a strange town when you know…" Feb. 16, [1922]

Life's little jokes, number-79,863 Feb. 11, [1922]

[So he took it out on his wife] "After a day of hard work there's nothing I enjoy more than riding home in the car…" Feb. 7, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "The boys got together and bought you this two-quart cocktail-shaker…" Feb. 2, [1922]

As long as they're coining a peace dollar, why not let it mean something? Jan. 30, [1922]

Life's little jokes, number-893,774 Jan. 28, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "This old fire extinguisher has been on here so long…" Jan. 26, [1922]

Life's little jokes, number-741,990 Jan. 21, [1922]

They all seem to pass their evenings the same way Jan. 20, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "His excellency, Ludwig Emil Gustav Wilhelm Otto Carl Hans Hugo Friedrich Maximilian Johann…" Jan. 19, [1922]

[So he took it out on his wife] "I missed a lot of fun when I was a kid, but it's never too late…" Jan. 17, [1922]

Yes, girls, men are certainly a brave lot Jan. 16, [1922]

A woman really needs a caddie to carry her things Jan. 11, [1922]

Life's little jokes, number-931,880 Jan. 7, [1922]

Bundles are like insurance men -- you can't escape 'em Jan. 4, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 749, 601 Nov. 12, [1921]

A college boy can do no wrong Nov. 21, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Be careful of the steps, dear" Dec. 9, [1921]

Some men are harder to reach than the north pole Dec. 12, [1921]

Around Christmas every man should own a delivery wagon Dec. 16, [1921]

It's getting harder and harder to know where to hide Christmas presents Dec. 21, [1921]

The only bad thing about Christmas presents is that you have to use them Dec. 26, [1921]

The Payer's perpetual calendar -- have it over your desk Dec. 28, [1921]

A sad case Dec. 31, [1921]

And he'll be completely well if he survives the doctor's price Jan. 2, [1922]

They say the masses are beginning to appreciate grand opera Mar. 11, [1921]

You can get away with anything, if you time yourself right Nov. 4, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 91,376 Oct. 15, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Phil, have you got that important paper I spoke to you about yesterday?" Oct. 13, [1921]

[So he took it out on his wife] "Yes, I believe in disarmament -- there's enough suffering in this world without war…" Oct. 11, [1921]

After all, they're the same on both sides of the fence Oct. 7, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "The first day out we covered 310 miles--we made the jump from chipmunk to tangerine in four hours…" Oct. 6, [1921]

[So he took it out on his wife] "Well, everybody tells me business is starting to pick up again--I'll go in an sell my old friend…" Oct. 4, [1921]

And the story was never told Sept. 26, [1921]

Campaign photographs guaranteed to fit any candidate Aug. 24, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Gee, that guy must have a wonderful brain…" July 28, [1921]

At that, there's no harm in kidding yourself July 29, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 5,739 July 30, [1921]

A few ways for a bashful man to start a summer romance Aug 5, [1921]

Give 'em the earth and they want the whole solar system Aug 8, [1921]

Every automobile has its official noise-discoverer Aug 17, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Here's a picture my niece had taken by the best photographer in town" Aug 18, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 6,472,903 Aug 20, [1921]

A man who's afraid isn't always a coward at heart Aug 22, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Mrs. Effingham Sobb buys two shares of stock in The Holdup Oil Company… Aug 23, [1921]

Ex-champions of all branches of sport give expert opinions on fight June 15, [1921]

The same argument comes up every night at the dinner table June 17, [1921]

The ladies appear on the golf course and almost start a riot… June 21, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I never saw business so terrible in my life…" June 23, [1921]

[Primary panel is blank, no title given] July 4, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] One of the members gets a new sewing machine… July 19, [1921]

"I never played golf before but the game is a joke…" July 21, [1921]

A traffic cop's legs need exercise, too July 25, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies attend the glassblowers picnic and a member… July 26, [1921]

Suggestions for summer drinks that are within the law July 27, [1921]

This competition with movie heroes is terrible! April 8, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I can't hear or see very well so I'll get my ticket…" Apr. 14, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I observe all the rules of politeness because I'm a gentleman…" April 28, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The husbands of the members take a night off to play poker, and promise… May 10, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 69,307 May 20, [1922]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies take an indoor lesson from a golf professional… May 24, [1921]

Rube Goldberg's Boobs…To say nothing of the solid "one-piece" brain… May 28, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The husbands, as usual, start the summer season by buying… May 31, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Prince Achmed Panatella Stogie gives a serious talk on the political…" June 14, [1921]

How should he know it was an evening dress? June 10, [1921]

"Every man must be his own book-binder May 12, [1924]

Training stunts to keep ball players honest this season Mar 9, [1921]

Also, it's the difference of opinion that gives every girl a chance to get a husband Mar. 14, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies discover that the amount in their husbands' income tax reports is more than they accounted for… Mar. 15, [1921]

Infant prodigies are again springing up all over the place Mar. 16, [1921]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "It's twins!" Mar 17, [1921]

When you go into a phonograph store be prepared to spend the day Mar 18, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 941,650 Mar 19, [1921]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] A college professor is invited to the club to pull a heavy talk… Mar 22, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Gee, I'm glad I'm a musician-I'm all wrapped up in my art and I just hate business" Mar. 24, [1921]

Now that they're dumping all the confiscated liquor into our rivers Mar 25, [1921]

Life's little jokes-number 590,007 Mar. 26, [1921]

The golf bug takes out his clubs and starts practicing at home Mar 30, [1921]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Gee, I'm happy tonight-I'm going to receive a visit from a war hero…" Mar 31, [1921]

Life's little jokes -- number 695,201 April 2, [1921]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "President Harding says to come right in…" Feb. 13, [1923]

"Will you try a plate of our hot soup, sir?" Feb. 15, [1923]

"Too many cooks" Feb. 16, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 39,880 Feb. 17, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "At last I'm strong enough to go home after being in the hospital for 46 weeks" Feb. 20, [1921]

You can't get a job on the American stage if you speak English Feb. 21, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "The jury awards you $10,000 damages from Joe Stilch" Feb. 23, [1923]

It's good there's enough air to go round Feb. 26, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "It's a boy!" Feb. 27. [1923]

Look out or you'll be dragged into the dope ring Feb. 28 [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Yes, I looked at 306 different kinds of cars before I decided…" Jan. 30, [1923]

Why stop dancing during business hours? Jan. 31, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Yes, I'm the fastest stenographer in town…" Feb. 1, [1923]

Making a speech isn't as bad as waiting to be called on Feb 2, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 5,790,306 Feb. 3, [1923]

Rubbers Feb. 5, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Darling, I'm the happiest man in the world…" Feb 6, [1923]

It isn't so funny when it happens to you Feb. 7, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I want to buy a suit of clothes I wear size '36'" Feb. 8, [1923]

Above the grave Feb. 12, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- 910,397 Jan. 14 [1923]

Nobody has time, and still the barber shops are crowded Jan. 15, [1923?]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Listen, Sam, Henry Gish told me that…" Jan. 18, [1923]

It takes time to find out how to save time Jan. 19, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 498,773 Jan 20, [1923]

Unlike Coue, just say these things once and they'll be true Jan. 22, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Hello, Phil-I just got back from my first trip…" Jan. 23, [1923]

Who said there's a coal shortage? Jan. 24, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Look, Dear-I bought myself the lovliest woolen…" Jan. 25, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 9,307,886 Jan. 27 [1923]

Appropriate clothes for New Years parties Dec. 29, [1922]

A happy new year and a cup of coffee! Jan 1 [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Clyde, I want to show you my new house…" Jan 2, [1923]

Life of a screen idol when movie game is "cleaned up" Jan 3, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I've been washing dishes in this lunch room…" Jan 4, [1923]

You can't tell whether a woman is stylish or just has a headache Jan 5, [1923]

Winter sports Jan 8, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Hello, Lem-I'm celebrating my 88th birthing today…" Jan 9, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "At last I'll have enough lights in my home…" Jan. 11 [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 469,008 Jan. 13, [1923]

[Sure, I know, everything is great!] "The temperature of the water doesn't seem just right…" Nov. 15, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I read all the new books as fast as they're published…" Nov 16, [1922]

Life is just one sanitary paper package after another Nov. 17, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 8,390,007 Nov 18, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I've had to twist my head in forty-four different directions." Nov. 23, [1922]

[Sure, I know, everything is great!] "Say, do you think I'm John D. Rockefeller? Is there any law…" Nov. 29, [1922]

People we envy Dec. 15, [1922]

The Grand Canyon is the only place where you can really hid Christmas presents Dec. 21, [1923?]

A merrry Christmas and a restful day! Dec. 25, [1922]

The least important part of a calendar is the calendar Dec. 27, [1922]

Planning "the little home" Sept. 8, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 983,335 Sept. 9, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] The Smiths pick up a humorous monologue on domestic strife… Sept. 12, [1922]

"The doctors are coming to my office today to examine me for life insurance" Oct. 13, [1922]

Why is a head waiter? Oct. 12, [1923]

[Where have I heard that stuff before?] "These parties kill me - I don't like to drink…" Oct. 25, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 39,880 Oct. 28, [1922]

[Where have I heard that stuff before?] "It's just my luck to arrive at this wedding just two minutes…" Nov. 8, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Dear, it's cold outside-you'd better wear your fur coat" Nov. 9, [1922]

You can't build a house & attend to business, too Nov. 10, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 398,711 July 29, [1922]

[Sure, I know, everything is great!] "I haven't slept a wink since I've been commuting…" Aug. 2, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Is ze lady ready yet?" Aug. 3, [1922]

Summer ailments Aug 4, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 643,880 Aug. 5, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Hiram J. Scrape, the multi-millionaire soup-ladle manufacturer… Aug. 15, [1922]

Manufacturers of scales can have this idea for nothing Aug. 18, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] The head of the house goes downtown to buy… Sept. 5, [1922]

Original postcards, appropriate for all occasions Sept. 4, [1922]

[Where have I heard that stuff before?] "Henry, it's our tenth anniversary so I ordered this $1500 pearl necklace and had it charged to you" Sept. 6, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Thanks very much for the invitation to dinner…" July 6, [1922]

The sociable week-end guest July 10, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "On the left we have the home for deaf and dumb cats…" July 13, [1922]

A married man enjoying his summer independence July 14, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 469,831 July 15, [1922]

Every man has at least 5,000 friends in the insurance business July 17, [1922]

Boobs for light summer reading-very light July 24, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] Henry J. Parch, prohibition missionary from Sahara… July 25, [1922]

[Sure, I know, everything is great!] "For you're driving me wild, Ma-rie" July 26, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Wolf McLevy, the Argentine assassin" July 27, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Listen, Phil, I'm 88 years old and I've…" June 1, [1922]

Consolation for those who don't get any vacation June 2, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 798,331 June 3, [1922]

Four men keeping a golf date June 5, [1922]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I must rush home and tell my wife…" June 8, [1922]

Guide for city folks on vacation in country June 12, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] The radio nut "cuts in" on a piano solo by Bangoffski… June 13, [1922]

At that, Europe is only a guess June 16, [1922]

[Our own weekly radio ravings] The summer boarding house manager makes special arrangements… June 20, [1922]

One of those nice chummy help-yourself wedding parties June 23, [1922]

Life's little jokes -- number 473,880 June 24, [1922]

There's only one place to have a picnic in comfort June 26, [1922]

The radio is getting to be a dissipation, too June 29, [1922]

[Sure, I know, everything is great!] "Say, you didn't sell me a car…" July 3, [1922]

Watching the Independence Day parade July 4, [1922]

Summer sports July 5, [1922]

An important word like "stance" should not be confined to golf May 4, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Every time I invite the Smiths for dinner…" Nov. 21 [1923]

[Steve himself] "Paprika, dear, the country's the only place…" Nov. 22 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "Your winters here seem to be a trifle warmer…" Nov. 21 [1923]

[Steve himself] "The people here in assessment manor are all…" Dec. 13, [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 837,651 Dec. 15, [1923]

[Steve himself] Steve himself-otherwise, everything is great Dec. 20, [1923]

You can't get away from it Dec. 27 [1923]

Christmas greetings from all our little boobs Dec. 25 [1923]

Our yearly art calendar Dec. 28, [1923?]

Life's little jokes -- number 587,663 Dec. 30 [1923]

Announcements for the coming concert season Oct. 31, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I'm certainly proud of my boy, Ralph…" Nov. 1, [1923]

Life's little joke-number 439,851 Nov. 3, [1923]

Wives buy expensive furs and husbands suffer Nov. 5, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "Now, England is making a big mistake…" Nov. 6, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Ah, here's one of those magazine ads telling…" Nov. 8 [1923]

Life's little jokes -- number 761,873 Nov. 10, [1922]

[People who put you to sleep] "We have a combination life-accident-and-health policy…" Nov. 13 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Hello, Joe, let's take a walk together and enjoy each other's companionship" Nov. 14, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The traveling man whose whole life is centered around a discussion of food Nov. 20 [1923]

Trick bats that may be used in world's series Sept. 21 [1923]

Picture of a nervous man leaving for a trip Sept. 26 [1923]

The new bell-shaped trousers make us look like a nation of sailors Sept. 28 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "You see, the bath-room's here right next to the…" Oct. 2 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I want to see Mister Dunglebuzzer…" Oct. 4 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "I am glad to have this opportunity to talk to so many millions…" Oct. 9 [1923]

The right of way Oct. 10 [1923]

You're no lounge lizard unless you wary patent-leather hair Oct. 22 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "Yes, this is some bus-I've gone 38,643.9 miles…" Oct. 23 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I met a wonderful girl today and fell in love with her beautiful hair…" Oct. 25 [1923]

[Life's little jokes] "The Consolidated Prune Company has been making a profit…" Aug. 25 [1923]

Expert answer question: is bobbed hair going out of style? Aug. 27 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "Hello, dearest sweetheart honeybunch…" Aug. 28 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Gee, What an honor! I'm one of the officials…" Aug. 30 [1923]

The sticky drawer, or, why some men commit murder Sept. 3 [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "Say, you birds think you've got big buildings and hotels and movie theatres…" Sept. 4 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] Lucille Applefritter in A Daughter's Mistake Sept. 6 [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I've worked and saved for twenty-four years and it's about…" Sept. 13, [1923]

The price of gasoline is as changeable as a woman's mind Sept. 17, [1923]

If they only knew how they looked themselves! Sept. 19, [1923]

So, children, be careful when you swat the fly August 24, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I've got the finest vegetable garden in my neighborhood…" Aug. 23, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "The goof who always mixes his own salad dressing to the accompanyment of an unimportant but scientific lecture on the subject." Aug. 21, [1923]

This looks like a fifty-fifty preposition Aug. 17, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "You ought to meet my darling husband…" Aug. 16, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "The girl whose brain would be lost on the head of a tack, but who is always talking about her wonderful family tree." Aug. 14, [1923]

The leaning golf crook Aug. 13, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 73,841 Aug. 11, [1923]

The smaller the drink, the greater the commotion Aug. 8, [1923]

This cartoon could go on indefinitely Oct. 3, [1924]

Life's little jokes number 9,734. "Annabelle Joy was quite anxious to get something funny and light on her radio set…" Aug. 4, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Dear, have you got a postage stamp?" Aug. 2, [1923]

The country's richest men of the future Aug. 1, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] "The bird who struggles through a whole bridge game a week after it's over." July 31, [1923]

Golf expert shows details of his famous "miss-shot" July 30, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 8,377 July 28, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "My name is up for membership in a very exclusive golf club…" July 26, [1923]

Suggestions for useful prizes at ladies' bridge parties July 25. [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The girl who talks nothing but clothes July 24, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 41,776 July 21, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Say, Mister, how long does it take to get to Banana City from here?" July 19. [1923]

News of prominent men at popular summer resorts July 18, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The woman who insists on telling the plot of the eight-reel movie she saw the night before July 17, [1923]

Just one of those things July 16, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 77,006 July 14, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Where is a good place to spend your vacation?" July 12, [1923]

The sleveless era for women July 11, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The woman, who, for no reason at all, starts a long speech about her operation July 10, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 8,593 July 7, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Hello, Skidmore--haven't seen you in years--what are you doing now?" July 5, [1923]

A safe and sane fourth for the children July 4, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The daffy parent who needs no encouragement to bust out with a long speech about his kid - with illustrations July 3, [1923]

Get one of our new shine-protectors July 2, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The bozo who sits down after a golf game and describes all his shots without missing one tiresome detail." June 26, [1923]

Enjoy the summer right in your own office June 25, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 49,851 June 23, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I wouldn't marry a girl unless she had eyes like the stars…" June 21, [1923]

"Summer sports." June 20, [1923]

[People who put you to sleep] The bird who tells the long-winded story of a six-weeks' automobile trip without missing a single one of the unimportant details June 19, [1923]

Sharing the day's catch with the neighbors June 18, [1923]

It's a waste of money for some men to pay office rent June 15, [1923]

Don't forget the cat!" June 13, [1923]

In the long run, a car is cheaper than walking June 11, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Battling Applesauce is a bum--he was knocked out in one round…" June 7, [1923]

Chic way to protect your husband from the one-piece bathing beauties June 6, [1923]

More marathon champions June 5, [1923]

Getting in trim for the summer picnics June 4, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 19,384 May 26, [1923]

Picture of a man enjoying a movie May 25, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "There goes Henry Goode, the most highly-respected man in town--I wish I had his reputation…" May 24, [1923]

After all, the face is the most important May 23, [1923]

Aw, give a guy a chance! May 22, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 93,864 May 19, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Smoking has carbonized your valves--you must cut down on your smoking to only one cigar a day." May 17, [1923]

It isn't so bad if you lose both of them May 16, [1923]

It isn't so funny when it happends to you May 15, [1923]

Man has no place on earth during house cleaning week May 11, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "At last they're starting a golf club that doesn't cost a fortune to belong to…" May 10, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "I'm worried about my daughter, Jane…" May 8, [1923]

The bind that break the long-distance dancing records May 7, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "You loafter! If you don't get up early in the morning…" May 3, [1923]

At least there's a handy way to carry your keys April 27, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "O, Dixie, O, Dixie, that's the place I wanna be…" April 26, [1923]

Early to the movies isn't early enough April 25, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 765,990 April 21, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "My son, I put up that 66-story office building to make my name last forever…" April 19, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 593,881 April 14, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Let me see a $10,000 pearl necklace." April 12, [1923]

A study in the facial expressions of cocktail drinkers April 11, [1923]

It isn't funny when it happens to you April 10, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I want to marry a good-looking girl but I don't seem to have any luck in meeting one…" April 5, [1923]

Another bedtime story for the little ones April 4, [1923]

It isn't so funny when it happens to you April 3, [1923]

Life's little jokes, number 734,932 Mar. 31, [1923]

Time-saving devices for busy business people Mar. 30, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "It's like taking poison for me to go and speak at…" Mar. 29, [1923]

Aw, give the guy a chance Mar. 27, [1923]

Spring is here and Father knocks the dust off his golf clubs Mar. 26, [1923]

Life-saving apparatus for people who ride in taxicabs Mar. 23, [1923]

One way to get even with the noisy family upstairs Mar. 21, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Gee, I'm glad to get home after working like a dog in the office all day…" Mar. 22, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I believe we all should obey the law no matter what our private opinions might be…" Mar. 15, [1923]

A woman's idea of a home is a house full of fancy cushions Mar. 14, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Don't breathe--I'm tuning in with a distant station--I've been monkeying with these jiggers for fibe hours." Mar.13, [1923]

Noted Egyptologists interpret hieroglyphics on Tut's tomb Mar. 12, [1923]

The lives of movie stars furnish ninety-nine percent of our conversation Mar. 9, [1923]

[Aw, give a guy a chance!] "Hurray! After exercising like a dog for six months I've lost 42 pounds." Mar. 6, [1923]

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It isn't so funny when it happens to you Mar. 5, [1923]

No one else knows how to pronounce it either Mar. 2, [1923]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Young man, I'm 64 years old and I know what I'm talking about…" Mar. 1, [1923]

Our 1925 cross-word calendar Dec. 31, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The flat-chested string-bean who tells all the office giants how to keep in shape Dec. 30, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Mister Butts, I want to introduce you to everybody here so you'll know them next time you meet them." Dec. 29, [1924]

Out country's name is now Crosspuzzleland Dec. 26, [1924]

Our Christmas card to you Dec. 25, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The bird who buys himself a lot of Christmas presents and then fills up the office force with a lot of boloney about his popularity Dec. 23, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Mornin', Mistah Butts--I'm de Elewatah boy--any Christmas donation will be duly appreciated." Dec. 22, [1924]

Our own rules for Christmas shopping Dec. 19, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The female tightwad who feels like the world's greatest philanthropist… Dec. 16, [1924]

Looking ahead to Christmas Dec. 5, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Bozo, don't forget to stop at fishcake brothers' department store and buy that perfume for Aunt Lucy's Christmas present Dec. 18, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "I've got a little cold--but I'll over it by tomorrow the best cure is not to think about it." Dec. 15, [1924]

Happy fathers look forward to a great Christmas Dec. 12, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "In the hazy light of approaching dusk, the wild-eyed Hindu, with a fiendish chuckle…" Dec. 11, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "I'm not familiar with the stations on this road--I've got to meet a man at Elmsfor about a big…" Dec. 8, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Hello, is this the consolidated meatball company? I want to talk to Mister John McOnion." Dec. 4, [1924]

Radio is destroying the art of conversation Dec. 3, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Uncle Bozo, I wanted to get you something appropriate for your birthday…" Dec. 1, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Bozo, dear, give me a word meaning 'an Hawaiian breakfast food', in three letters ending with 'I'." Nov. 20, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The lazy bird who pays no tax at all and stands around all day… Nov. 18, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Bozo, dear, we have to call on Aunt Jenny tonight--she's sore at us because we haven't been…" Nov. 17, [1924]

Football is more than a college game Nov. 14, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Now that you've had a shave, you ought to take a massage." Nov. 13, [1924]

Rube Goldberg's books… no brains, no brains! Nov. 12, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "I want to buy some toothpaste." Nov. 10, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The terrible individual who tells you where he gets all his clothes and what he pays for them Nov. 11, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "I want to buy some toothpaste." Nov. 6, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The woman who acts as though the whole future of the government depends on her vote Nov. 4, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "This elevator has passed me nine times--getting out of this building is worse than breaking out of jail." Oct. 20, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "I made a 93 but I missed six easy putts." Oct. 27, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "Gee, I'm happy--I've got a nice, comfortable seat here in this movie theatre…" Oct. 22, [1924]

Now that gasoline is so cheap… Oct. 24, [1924]

[Bozo Butts -- they drive him nuts] "This is terrible--everybody in this neighborhood is learning to play the saxaphone." Oct. 23, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The doctor who likes to sling the medical terms all over the sick-room and make a slight attack of indigestion look like a world calamity Oct. 21, [1924]

The cross-word puzzle mania is getting serious Oct. 20, [1924]

At that, all speakers are pretty much alike Oct. 17, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Well, I'm all ready to learn how to play Mah Jong-- how does it go?" Oct. 16, [1924]

The next big invention will be the collapsible automobile Oct. 13, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] TONIGHT SIX ROUND CONTEST: DEADLY DUGAN … VS. CUT-THROAT CURTIS… Oct. 9, [1924]

The bobbing habit is getting real serious Oct. 8, [1924]

After moving into the new apartment Oct. 6, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I'd give my right hand for a taste of home-cooking--the only kind of people I ever meet are waiters and hat-boys…" Oct. 2, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Where is there a writing desk in this hotel? I want to write a letter." Sept. 25, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The speaker at the big luncheon club who tells how he made his wonderful success in the butter and egg business Sept. 30, [1924]

Waiting for an empty telephone booth Sept. 19, [1924]

Children should be trained for apartment house life Sept. 17, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The bozo who thinks a long speech must go with every bottle he opens Sept. 16, [1924]

Don't throw your old straw hats away Sept. 15, [1924]

Why not let the polo ponies do something between polo games? Sept. 12, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Every time I come home I find nothing but bills, bills, bills!" Sept. 8, [1924]

An idle woman can certainly keep busy Sept. 8, [1924]

Winners of our new bathing beauty contest Sept. 5, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "This road-map shows a fine, straight road into Ash-can Valley--it is just fifteen miles from here…" Sept. 4, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The candidate who thinks all he has to do to show his qualifications for office is to call his opponent a bum and a crook Sept. 2, [1924]

The further away from home the better the score Sept. 1, [1924]

It's all right to lie if it makes you feel cooler Aug. 29, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Phil, here are some books to read on your ocean trip." Aug. 28, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The bird who classes himself among the world's greatest heroes because he cut out smoking Aug. 26, [1924]

Counting a Mah Jong score is worse than settling a war Aug. 25, [1924]

More foreign fighters to visit America Aug. 22, [1924]

"Dearest, I know that you haven't suspected what has been on my mind all these months…" Aug. 21, [1924]

Crowds and crowds Aug. 18, [1924]

You guessed it -- he's running for office Aug. 15, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Say, you bums back there, close your faces--we can't go any faster." Aug. 14, [1924]

Consolation for those who don't get vacations Aug. 13, [1924]

Why postpone the inevitable? Aug. 11, [1924]

Don't try to answer this Aug. 8, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I'm tired of staying indoors playing Mah Jong--I'm going to the country…" Aug. 7, [1924]

One of those acrobatic direction-givers Aug. 6, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The girl who married an imitation of a man and thinks she has to keep boosting him all the time to keep people from seeing what a terrible flop he is Aug. 5, [1924]

Society is enjoying the hardships of dream [?] travel Aug. 4, [1924]

Why do they always keep reminding you of it all the time? Aug. 1, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "You're the sweetest, most adorable, most beautiful, most wonderful, most bewitching…" July 31, [1924]

You can't blame the poor kid July 30, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Our country is in wonderful condition--we are now passing through a great era of prosperity…" July 24, [1924]

Everything grows in the country but not water July 23, [1924]

Why there are two political parties July 18, [1924]

Gossip from our summer hotel July 16, [1924]

Enjoying a new house July 11, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "I've got to get away to the mountains for a few weeks--they heat in the city is killing me." July 10, [1924]

Country beds change the shape of the human race July 9, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The bug who expects people to think he's got brains because he memorizes a lot of unimportant facts July 8, [1924]

Only way to save time and travel while touring July 7, [1924]

Safety first! July 4, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "So long, Ed--I'll leave you in charge of the office--I'm going away for the week-end." July 3, [1924]

"Ain't nature wonderful!" July 2, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The pest who insists on telling you where to go for your vacation July 1, [1924]

It's good two faucets weren't leaking June 30, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "The Cheeseville 'Happy Six' will now sing 'Apricot Days.'" June 26, [1924]

Three generations -- and still in the hole June 25, [1924]

Valuable vacation hints June 23, [1924]

New York hotels are bursting with statesmen June 20, [1924]

Another candidate is notified of his nomination June 13, [1924]

A short story about an elevator June 11, [1924]

Importance is only a matter of geography June 9, [1924]

This looks like a fifty-fifty proposition June 6, [1924]

Why is an investigation? June 4, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The goof who hangs around the race track picking winners--but never cashed a bet in his life June 3, [1924]

Even greatness has its disappointments June 2, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "It's six A.M. and I still have to get up to call for the boys in my car--our golf foursome arranged to start at seven o'clock to avoid the crowd." May 29, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The saleslady who gets all wound up on one of those "I says--she says" spiels May 27, [1924]

Two citizens discuss government affairs May 26, [1924]

Is Sunday motoring a pleasure? May 23, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "And I want to say that Candidate Jones is a liar and a crook and a menace to the public welfare." May 22, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The bug who invites you to his house to tell you the history of all the antiques he "picked up" in Europe May 20, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The girl who tosses this line of chatter over the phone and keeps you standing around… May 13, [1924]

Life's little jokes, number 789,630 May 10, [1924]

Spring poetry and romance are in the air May 9, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "We four guys control the town--who'll we nominate?" May 8, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The girl whp knows more about the movie stars than they do about themselves May 6, [1924]

Which shall it be -- radio or movies? May 2, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "My good man, how can you look so happy after just being knocked down by an automobile?" May 1, [1924]

Great orators rehearsing for big conventions Apr. 30, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The deadly sap who can't be stopped from describing one of his "Big Parties." Aug. 29, [1924]

Who said dancing was dying out? Apr. 28, [1924]

The only time they have to rest is during business hours Apr. 25, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Dear, I'm going to bed and read my book--there's no greater pleasure than reading in bed." Apr. 24, [1924]

There are still a few honest men left in this country Apr. 21, [1924]

Every father has the habit Apr. 16, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "Ah, here's just what I want--bring me some of that stewed tripe." Apr. 10, [1924]

This suspense is terrible Apr. 9, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The girl who is dying to have her hair bobbed but hasn't the nerve Apr. 8, [1924]

The Teapot Dome scandal has at least put a new phrase in our language Apr. 7, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "It's time to get up and go to work, Jim." Apr. 3, [1924]

Different varieties of handshakes Apr. 2, [1924]

Our great international puzzle Apr. 1, [1924]

The story of a window Mar. 31, [1924]

Dark horses for presidential nomination announce their platforms Mar. 28, [1924]

Men have nothing they can call their own Mar. 26, [1924]

Going radio advertising one letter Mar. 24, [1924]

It's hard to remember names at a party Mar. 21, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "You'd think my friends had a contract with the city to remove all the dirt in town and smear it over my best carpet." Mar. 20, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The woman who thinks her dog is the only thing in the world that counts Mar. 18, [1924]

It's alll in making the break Mar. 17, [1924]

If you dislike carrying bundles, don't learn to play mah jong Mar. 14, 1924

The social outcast Mar 7, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "She's kept me waiting here two hours while she's primping herself up--she must think she's going away on a trip." Mar. 6, [1924]

Life is just one date after another Mar. 5, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The goof who trots out the old family photographs without the slightest bit of encouragement Mar. 4, [1924]

Exercise shouldn't interfere with business Mar. 3, [1924]

Every bachelor should take leap year precautions Feb. 29, [1924]

[Steve himself] "I'll never be unkind to dumb animals again--now I know what it means to be a horse--if I got $50,000 a year for this job I'd still be underpaid." Feb. 28, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The clerk who spends his working hours telling the rest of the office force how little the boss kows about his own business Feb. 26, [1924]

If truthful George Washington were alive today Feb. 22, [1924]

[Steve himself] "Hey, you, get off the sidewalk with that chariot--all vehicles must travel in the street." Feb. 21, [1924]

[Steve himself] "Here I am pushing Uncle Bozo around all day and what do I get out of it? Nothing but laughs from the neighbors' children and a lot of work for my shoemaker." Feb. 18. [1924]

Something new in trousers Feb. 15, [1924]

To our Valentines Feb. 14, [1924]

[But it doesn't mean anything] "They'll look me over very critically at Mrs. Van Platinum's party tonight so I must look my best--I'll spend two hours shaving so I'll look perfect." Feb. 13, [1924]

[Steve himself] "Steve, wheel me over to the bureau--I want to get a handkerchief." Feb. 11, [1924]

Only way to keep hair tonic off the parlor chairs Feb. 1, [1924]

Who said "peace on earth"? Jan. 25, [1924]

[Steve himself] "Come in, Steve and Paprika--we're going to have sixteen for dinner." Jan 14, [1924]

Life's little jokes -- number 399,751 Jan. 12, [1924]

[Steve himself] "Yes, I'm the most jealous husband in the world--if I ever find any other man in this house I'll shoot him deader than King Tut's grandfather." Jan. 10, [1924]

[People who put you to sleep] The woman who thinks the only important thing in the world is the trouble she has with her maids Jan. 8, [1924]

Life's little jokes -- number 87,398,541 Jan. 5, [1924]

And so the four bums wandered down the path of time into history Jan. 1, [1924]

And this man is considered perfectly sane Aug. 31, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 27, [1925]

They're long distance calls because the goat is far away Aug. 26, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 25, [1925]

Rain seems to be purely mental Aug. 24, [1925]

Life's little jokes -- number 709,883 Aug. 22, [1925]

Father's and daughter's ideas are a little different Aug. 21, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 20, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 18, [1925]

Life's little jokes -- number 694,301 Aug. 15, [1925]

If they cut it any shorter they'll be bald Aug. 14, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 13, [1925]

Everybody's trying to master the "Charleston." Aug. 12, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug.11, [1925]

Golfers, brooding over disappointments, end lives Aug. 10, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 7, [1925]

Our barber has only two hands Aug. 4, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more Aug. 2, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 31, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 29, [1925]

How to overcome crowded golf courses July 23, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 22, [1925]

Life's little jokes -- number 591,382

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 17, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 15, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 12, [1925]

Life's little jokes -- no 709,883 july 11, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 10, [1925]

It takes a landscape gardener to play golf July 9, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 6, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 3, [1925]

A natural mistake July 2, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more July 1, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more June, 29, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more June 24, [1925]

[They all come back for more] They always come back for more June 22, [1925]

Life's little jokes -- no 55,938 June 20, [1925]

They never have your size June 18, [1925]