"May I have the next dance?" 1904

Ready for another trimming [1908]

"Will you fight Johnson?" 1910

Burns belongs to the bull-dog type… [1907?]

The horses are now breaking into print and overshadowing the rest of the news [April 12, 1907]

Why do new clothes always insist on getting mussed up 1911

There's no hope for the man who isn't…baseball Sept 2, [1911]

Wash day is always bad weather August 28, [1911]

The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club: The ladies view the great masterpieces at the annual exhibition of the associated artistic nuts Sept 5, 1911

One way of disposing of the summer hotel leftovers Sept 8, 1911

With all his misfortunes, a blind man… 1911

It's different when you're sitting in the bleachers Sept 7, 1911

[Mother was right] "Andrew, I believe in trusting you completely..." Sept 9 [1911]

It is fortunate they don't have mirrors out in the sidewalk Sept 19, 1911

The day grows sweeter as the days grow shorter Oct 4, 1912

[History in a modern picture frame] Christopher Columbus, discoverer of America 1911

A labor-saving New Year's Eve noise-maker Dec 29, 1911

"Mother, how do you like my one-piece bathing suit?" 1911

It is putting it mildly to say the Chicago delegate will have their hands full June 18

You always forget it because it's so easy to remember Oct 2 [1911]

[Vaudeville.] "Anyway I can bank on my two friends in the fourth row to stick till I go on." [ca. 1912]

And still we pity the savages who wear rings in their nose Sept 27 [1911]

[They all look good when you're far away] "It's fierce to be an old maid and sit around day after day with no one to talk to" Oct 6 [1911]

Ahh yes, civilization has made life really worth while! Dec 4, 1911

"Maiditis" epidemic breaking out among women in all places Dec 15, 1911

Cartoonist Goldberg breaks into Vaudeville -- by himself Dec 18, 1911

Beautiful poems, full of Christmas sentiment Dec 23, 1911

Get the great Boob calendar -- a screw loose in every month Dec 28, 1911

Why they throw bombs Nov 1912

The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club Dec 3, 1912

Social conventions are largely a matter of the imagination Dec 11, 1912

Yes, every child should have a musical education 1912

"Where is the false-face department?" 1912

All the world's a moving picture show Jan 6, 1912

History in a modern picture frame: The village blacksmith: under a spreading chestnut tree… Feb 10, 1912

Leap year sports for the ladies Feb 24, 1912

It is beginning to look as if music is good to eat Feb 2, 1912

Why does every boy use his pockets for a junk shop Feb 1, 1912

The seven slumberlan[ds?] Feb 8, 1912

Fans to honor great baseball hero Mar 20, 1912

Some people can look busy when they're unconscious Mar 29, [1912]

Ball players developing new curves in training camps Mar 2, 1912

Even then, you can't get sore at her Mar 15, 1912

The best a kid gets is a lot of time to himself & a chance to raise a beard Apr 16, 1912

Still mother can't be a piker when she buys her Easter bonnet Apr 6, 1912

[It all depends on the point of view] How the approach of spring looks to the man who sells fishing tackle & bathing suits Apr 17, 1912

Why is it - ? Apr 18, 1912

You can go through fire and water to please your wife - and then she isn't pleased May 30, 1912

The law of [compercation proven by a hat and a pair of pants?]: Going down. [with arrow to man's hat] 1912

Both presidential conventions will be full of pepper & dynamite Jun 12, 1912

History in a modern picture frame: Francis Scott Key writing the "Star Spangled Banner" Sept 16, 1912

This all comes under the heading of pleasure: "I pity the poor simps that are tied down all day in a stuffy office without any fresh air or recreation" 1913

This all comes under the heading of pleasure: "Now I think I can appreciate how a nut feels when they throw him into a straight-jacket" 1913

This all comes under the heading of pleasure: "What greater pleasure could a man want than spend the evening with the sweest [sic] little baby in the world" 1913

The most sensible man to select your straw hat from the thousands of new shapes 1913

The goat Jan 1, 1913

The suffragettes are getting ready for the walk to Washington Feb 3, [1913]

But it doesn't mean anything April 5, 1913

This all comes under the heading of pleasure: "You'll have to eat lunch without me - I'm going over to the park to get a little pleasure out of my new camera" Apr 26, 1913

When the maxim silencer is applied to apartment house walls April 7, 1913

They way of all investigations Mar 20, [1913]

Weston, sweep out padded cell 63140 Mar 18, [1913]

The income tax has started a lot of weary thinking 1913

Boobs abroad: Every Frenchman you see at Maxim's is an American July 26, 1913

Boobs abroad: English barmaids are a very strong argument against temperance July 19, 1913

Boobs abroad: A wild and bloody night at the National Sporting Club of London July 22, 1913

Boobs abroad: At that a man has a right to worry about himself as long as he is paying for it 1913

Boobs abroad: As the old saying goes, never look a European gift in the face Aug 26, 1913

Boobs abroad: There may be something sadder than a ship's concert but nobody has discovered it Aug 29, 1913

Boobs abroad: Maybe they tried to apologize but we thought they were still calling us names Aug 14, [1913]

Boobs abroad: After spending a few days in Holland, you know what it really means to be a Dutch Aug 9, 1913

Boobs abroad: Who knows, they might have had taxicabs in Pompeii too! Aug 16, [1913]

Boobs abroad: [M]an carries his place of business around under his arm Aug 19, 1913

Boobs abroad: When you're broke you know you're cured Aug 21, 1913

Confidentially speaking, a man has a right to be a little more reckless during his vacation Sept 6, 1913

When they've all had their little say, Paris is still Paris Sept 11, 1913

Breaking even: If restaurant patrons could get a waiter to sit down at his own table Sept 15, 1913

Anyway, election returns give you an excuse for staying out tonight Nov 4, 1913

Breaking even: The only way to even up matters with the man who is always boasting about his only child Nov 14, 1913

Everything seems to be all right until you want to start something Nov [1913]

You may as well look your Christmas shopping square in the face [ca. 1904-1913]

After all, it is only a matter of getting used to it Dec 10, [1913]

"It says here in the paper that only the single men will be called to serve the country during the war" 1912

What are you gonna do with it? Jan 14, 1914

Breaking Even: If men who attend banquets ever get a chance to address the chronic after-dinner speaker. Jan 30, 1914

It's all wrong, King Albert, it's all wrong 1914

The new eugenic baby 1914

The nation's underpreparedness 1914

Boobs abroad: Whatever you've heard about crossing the English Channel, it's worse than that. 1914

That little touch of green makes your purple hair looks lovely, Harriet Mar. 3, 1914

Laughs are no good unless you can share them with somebody Mar. 10, 1914

Breaking Even: If husbands ever get the chance to put hooks in their clothes Mar 12, 1914

It is bad enough to dance it without trying to say it Mar 17, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Mar 20, 1914

[...?] lover that knows his own sweetheart Mar 26, 1914

Breaking Even: How to get even with the man who always plans his talking monologue soon as you get in the house Mar 27, 1914

If you look at it in the right light, you're a mere child at 100 Jul 9, 1914

There's no sense to the fish-hook curls - that's why they're stylish Mar 31, 1914

A stranger knows nothing when he arrives - and less when he leaves Apr 9, 1914

Why didn't they tell the truth in the first place and save all that time? Apr 13, 1914

Don't be surprised if the butcher brings this shop around to your house Apr 15, 1914

Breaking even: If the public even gets a chance to take charge of the information bureau in a railroad station Apr 28, 1914

It's all wrong, Mendelssohn, it's all wrong Apr 30, 1914

Salute, you boob, salute! May 5, 1914

It's all wrong, Oscar, it's all wrong May 7, 1914

Moreover, they need men at home to read the war news May 9, 1914

Our overskirt is the mother of invention May 1914

A man is a mere boy at 96 from the tango standpoint May 18, 1914

It's all wrong, Cleopatra, it's all wrong May 20, 1914

Shades of grandma, they're wearing their ears outside again! May 25, 1914

It's all wrong, Judge, it's all wrong May 26, 1914

It's all wrong, Cupid, it's all wrong May 28, 1914

Breaking even: If actors ever get a chance to criticize the dramatic critic Jun 3, 1914

It's all wrong, Graham White, it's all wrong Jun 5, 1914

The title of this picture is - "Fifty-fifty" Jun 8, 1914

Rules for winning an heiress at a summer hotel Jun 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Jun 13, 1914

No wonder the Mexicans can't fight! Jun 15, 1914

How to keep from missing the 5:30 out to your summer cottage Jul 22, 1914

It's all wrong, Lambert, it's all wrong! Jun 17, 1914

Did somebody say "Everybody's out of town,"? Jun 18, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Jun 19, 1914

It's all wrong, Irving, it' all wrong. Jul 6, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Jul 7, 1914

They ride to the city every morning on the 7:30 Jul 9, 1914

If you don' think you are attracting enough attraction, send somebody a telegram Jul 17, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Jul 18, 1914

I'm the guy: I didn't miss a meal the whole trip Jul 23, 1914

Phoney films: Is the one in blue travelling alone? Jul 24, 1914

I'm the guy: I'm not seasick - it's the pudding Jul 28, 1914

Phoney films: Honest, you don't need your goggles in the ocean Jul 30, 1914

None of the others know what the song is all about, either Dec 11, 1914

Here's another girl calendar for your collection Dec 28, 1914

The tango has succeeded bread as the staff of life Dec 30, 1914

The prima donna retires for the 1,678th time Dec 31,1914

I'll be in Paris in between the 15th and old age 1914

What time is it? My wrist is sprained Aug 3, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Aug 4, 1914

If this is Switzerland, where is the cheese? Aug 7, 1914

This is only a psychological cartoon, so that lets us out Aug 11, 1914

For raising the deuce with a queen, the king is an ace Aug 12, 1914

Rehearse this & you be lonesome crossing the ocean Aug 13, 1914

When I was abroad, etc., etc., etc. Aug 14, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Aug. 24, 1914

[..?] that, the pictures are sometimes the best part of the vacation Aug 17, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Aug 19, 1914

Take an Englishman away from his tea and he's not an Englishman Aug 20, 1914

It's all wrong, Morpheus, it's all wrong Aug 21, 1914

There's enough material in a shoe-string for a dozen Ostend bathing suits Aug 25, 1914

Stay in the bath-tub and laugh at the hot weather Aug 26, 1914

"Mind over matter" is the right dope Aug 29, 1914

If you are on the ground, naturally you can understand the war situation more thoroughly Sept 8, 1914

The Parisians show their loyalty in many ways Sept 15, 1914

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Can't feel depressed if your vacation ate up all your loose change Sept 19, 1914

The war refugees didn't have time to think about clothes Sept 21, 1914

Breaking Even: The only way to get back at the man who is always telling you how sick he thinks he is Sept 26, 1914

It's all wrong, Wilhelm, it's all wrong Oct 6, 1914

You're foolish if you even try to say them Oct 7, 1914

Now you know why your customers can't give you any trip advice Sat. [1914]

It's all wrong, Joe, it's all wrong Oct 22, 1914

It's surprising there was so large a vote rolled Oct 27, 1914

Father Time will have to move faster to keep up with the new automobile models Oct 22, 1914

The society season is very successful in spite of hard times Oct 28, 1914

A drummer in an orchestra can't say business is quiet Nov 2, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Nov 3, 1914

The best part of reducing is that it is so simple Nov 10, 1914

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It's all wrong, Bombardier, it's all wrong Nov 12, 1914

Everything you pick up is wrapped in germ-proof paper Nov 13, 1914

We got this way from reading war news Nov 14, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Nov 16, 1914

Have you some inside dope on the war, too? Nov 18, 1914

Some presents we must accept from life's Christmas tree Tuesday [1914]

It's less dangerous to fight than to remain neutral Nov 27, 1914

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The speeches are not the only thing the matter with a banquet Nov 30, 1914

What are you gonna do with it? Dec 1, 1914

If your firs are big enough to be seen with the naked eye, you're not in style Dec 5, 1914

If you get killed outright, it saves you the trouble of meeting all those strange people Dec 8, 1914

A Christmas surprise is only a surprise because it's so cheap Dec 9, 1914

You'll soon be able to use your dog house for a garage Dec 10, 1914

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The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club Dec 11, 1914

None of the others know what the song is all about, either Dec 11, 1914

Here's another girl calendar for your collection Dec 28, 1914

The tango has succeeded bread as the staff of life Dec 30, 1914

The prima donna retires for the 1,678th time Dec 31,1914

Father was right Jan 10, 1915

It's all wrong Godiva, it's all wrong Jan 11, 1915

Some men think anything that looks foolish is an antique Jan 12, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Jan 13, 1915

We have to like them even though they are lacing their shoes on the side Jan 16, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Jan 22, 1915

It's all wrong, Larry, it's all wrong Jan 23, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Jan 29, 1915

It's too bad those little information books aren't large enough to use for fuel Jan 30, 1915

You don't know what work is until you've tried to open a window on a train Feb 1, 1915

It's all wrong, Jimmy Valentine, it's all wrong Feb 2, 1915

The enjoyment of a dinner party depends entirely on mechanical skill Feb 19, 1915

Why not take your valentines and give the "victims" a chance to defend themselves? Feb 13, 1915

Read this and learn how to button your collar in a hurry Feb 17, 1915

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Edison should invent a way to regulate a shower bath Feb 18, 1915

it's all wrong, Euclid, it's all wrong Feb 19, 1915

The less they know about a thing the better they like it Feb 20, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Feb 25, 1915

It's all wrong, Fatima, it's all wrong Feb 26, 1915

Woman's place is the home, but that is no reason she should not vote Mar 2, 1915

European soldiers are not the only ones who receive crosses for bravery Mar 4, 1915

Every thrice-horse-power car should be equipped with a shoe-horn Mar 5, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Mar 6, 1915

It's all wrong, Aloysius, it's all wrong Mar 8, 1915

Why should a man be idle while his companion is dolling up in public? Mar 10, 1915

Another German blockade in the Schultz family Mar 11, 1915

What are you gonna do with it? Mar 12, 1915

The only sure way to get your morning bath is to sleep in the bath tub Mar 17, 1915

The reason for baseball training camp reports has been discovered at last Mar 18, 1915

All theatre box offices should be equipped with this time-saving device Mar 19, 1915

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A man isn't always crazy if he laughs to himself Mar 23, 1915

It's all wrong, Paderewski, it's all wrong Mar 24, 1915

There's room for all kinds of talent in the moving pictures business Mar 26, 1915

The only bad part of a good idea is that everybody has it at once Mar 27, 1915

The only way to meet a boat is to put up a tent on the wharf Mar 31, 1915

It's all wrong, Bunny, it's all wrong Apr 2, 1915

The real Easter parade takes place the day after Easter Sunday Apr 5, 1915

Father was right Apr 6, 1915

Father was right Apr 8, 1915

it's all wrong, Narcissus, it's all wrong Apr 16, 1915

Father was right Apr 21, 1915

Most sensible way to break in a new pair of shoes Apr 26,1915

Father was right Apr 28, 1915

If you want to read your morning paper you ought to buy an automobile Apr 29, 1915

The Jitney Bus threatens to put the world on a five-count basis. May 6, 1915

Try this and you'll never lose your glasses again May 8, 1915

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It's all wrong, Eitel, it's all wrong May 8, 1915

And you can't have the window-dresser arrested either May 10, 1915

Father was right May 12, 1915

Getting ready for the yearly summer attempt to grab an heiress May 21

Father was right May 22, 1915

Don't give up the old place till you've actually moved into the new one May 27, 1915

Why confine that comfortable position to racing automobiles? May 31, 1915

Father was right Jun 1, 1915

The only place where you can really meet your friends is at the movies Jun 2, 1915

"Call a rose by any other name etc. etc." Jun 3, 1915

The soldiers in the trenches seem to be getting all the best of it Jun 7, 1915

Father was right Jun 11, 1915

Summer's bathers should take precautions against submarines Jun 16, 1915

If you go to a stylish summer resort for a change, you'll barely get it. Jun 26, 1915

War has made life simply one darn note after another Jun 28, 1915

Father was right Jun 29, 1915

At that, we wouldn't like 'em so well if they had sense Jun 30, 1915

Father was right Jul 2, 1915

Father was right Jul 6, 1915

Maybe it's the law of compensation, whatever that may be Jul 7, 1915

A vacation is something like an ipplewoggle - there's no such thing Jul 9, 1915

The experts might know when the war will be over but they're keeping it a secret Jul 10, 1915

Father was right Jul 12, 1915

You may as well take the doctor's advice because you're wrong either way Jul 13, 1915

Learn to swim now - it may come in handy some day when you sit next to a coal-heaver eating soup Jul 15, 1915

Father was right Jul 22, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: It isn't so bad if you just keep in mind that you don't have to stick with this bunch after you reach San Francisco. Aug 5, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: The San Francisco people have a right to be proud of the fair, but a visitor has only one pair of eyes Aug 6, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: For the benefit of those who can't make their yearly trip to Europe, they seem to have brought Europe over here Aug 11, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: It seems foolish to come all the way to San Francisco just for a dance Aug 13, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: P.T. Barnum must have had "The Zone" in mind when he said "There's one born etc. etc." Aug 17, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: You don't have to wait till night to see the beautiful illumination at the fairgrounds Aug 18, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: It takes a man with an inventive brain to appreciate the aeroplane exhibition Aug 21, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: What's the use of listening when you can read the guide-book after you get back to the hotel? Aug 24, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: Of course, this doesn't say what the horses in the livestock exhibit think of the people Aug 31, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: The electrician at Sing Sing can get a few pointers from the exposition's electric chairs Sept 1, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: You can't get much nourishment out of the art exhibit if you let it worry you too much Sept 3, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: The unreasonable ones expect the Liberty Bell to stand up, walk around, and make faces Sept 6, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: When you figure out the length of your visit, add an extra week for buying a return ticket Sept 7, 1915

Boobs at the Fair: In the smoker on the way home you'll discover that the best town in the country is Everytown Sept 9, 1915

Father was right Sept 10, 1915

Look at this and stop worrying about our standing army Sept 15, 1915

Father was right Sept 16, 1915

Father was right Sept 17, 1915

If you've started following a moving picture serial you may as well give up your business Sept 18, 1915

Has your office boy decided what kind of a car he is going to buy? Sept 20, 1915

It's all wrong, Mars, it's all wrong Sept 21, 1915

Don't start looking for an apartment unless our brain is very strong Sept 22, 1915

"I apologize" Sept 23, 1915

Don't worry, you'll get a good rest in the cemetery Sept 24, 1915

Those low, open, rolling collars for men should bring women nearer the vote Sept 25, 1915

Father was right Sept 27, 1915

Father was right Sept 28, 1915

Father was right Oct 1, 1915

Our soldiers are so busy going to moving picture shows the invaders won't be able to find them. Oct 2, 1915

Anything slower than 200 miles an hour is called loafing Oct 6, 1915

It's all wrong, Paul, it's all wrong Oct 7, 1915

War orders make $100,000 worth of ham & eggs look like a half portion Oct 8, 1915

Father was right Oct 11, 1915

A moving picture doctor doesn't seem to have much regard for the hero's life. Oct. 13, 1915

Preparedness need not necessarily interfere with your daily business Oct 14, 1915

Simple way to light a cigar in an automobile traveling fifty miles an hour. Oct 15, 1915

There's always somebody just a little more lonesome than you Oct 16, 1915

It's too bay they have to stop playing golf while they sleep Oct 21, 1915

A shine would last much longer if you didn't have to take it with you Oct 22, 1915

Father was right Oct 28, 1915

Father was right Oct 30, 1915

It is difficult for the European countries to remember all their enemies Nov 12, 1915

Don't be too liberal with your sympathies Nov 13, 1915

A rich man's house is a good ad for him even if he doesn't live in it Nov 17, 1915

Father was right Nov 19, 1915

A study in brain-concentration Nov 20, 1915

You'll soon be able to buy dill pickles in a clothing store Nov 25, 1915

Father was right Nov 27, 1915

What's the use of all this waste of energy when you never remember the name [?] Nov 29, 1915

Father was right Dec 3, 1915

A handy traveling trunk has everything but a billiard table Dec 7, 1915

As Herman the Great once said "The more you look the less you see" Dec 9, 1915

Suggestion to save Christmas shoppers worry and fatigue Dec 20, 1915

The spirit in which the presents are given forces you to stand for anything Dec 27

Buy one of our 1916 Peace Calendars and hang it on the floor Dec 29, 1915

This picture has a lesson in it if you can find it Dec 30, 1915

Father was right Jan 3, 1916

Adam and Eve had the best of it when it came to clothes Jan 5, 1916

It's all wrong, Cicero, it's all wrong Jan 7, 1916

A picnic is not as stylish as a dinner party but it gives you more room for your elbows Jan 8, 1916

The fellow this happened to doesn't want his name mentioned Jan 12, 1916

The ice skating rinks are becoming so crowded they have to carry their own ice Jan 27, 1916

If the price of gasoline back going up you'll have to be a millionaire to ride across the sheet Feb 2, 1916

It's hard to be optimistic when you have friends in the insurance business Feb 5, 1916

The least important thing about most calendars is the date Feb 7, 1916

The most plausible way to select your new make of automobile Feb 9, 1916

Father was right Feb 10, 1916

An idle thought of a tired business man on Lincoln's birthday Feb 12, 1916

Father was right Feb 17, 1916

Bohemia must be a great place when you consider what Bohemians can get away with Feb 19, 1916

It's all wrong, Kid McCoy, it's all wrong Feb 25, 1916

The butcher's favorite song, "The boy is on the way" Feb 26, 1916

There's always one of these on every jury Feb 28, 1916

Baseball recruits indulge in heavy brainwork at opening of training season Mar 6, 1916

It wouldn't be so bad if they'd give you a shoe-horn or a bird cage once in a while Mar 27, 1916

It's all wrong, Venus, it's all wrong Mar 8, 1916

Riding in elevators needs practice just like eating olives Mar 9, 1916

Edison's talking pictures weren't a success, either Mar 11, 1916

It's different when you can afford to be nervous Mar 21, 1916

And all along you thought she only cared for pink teas and the opera Mar 23, 1916

We needn't worry about getting volunteers if we go to war Mar 28, 1916

The only excuse for this picture is the date Apr 1, 1916

Celebrating an anniversary is very sweet if you don't make it a [?] business Apr 5, 1916

She probably thinks the milliner's time is worth 5 [cents] a year Apr 6, 1916

When a rich man sneezes they set it to music Apr 7, 1916

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You're lucky to get near enough to a girl to telephone to her [Apr 11 ?] 1916

The owl is not the only animal that can see in the dark Apr 8, 1916

It would have been easier to tell him to in the first place Apr 14, 1916

It's all wrong, Oscar, it's all wrong Apr 13, 1916

The spring air awakens the poetic instincts in all of us Apr 18, 1916

Roosevelt started something when he found the bird that eats nuts and barks like a dog Apr 15, 1916

A certain man makes good automobiles and now they want to run him for President Apr 25, 1916

What's the use of paying office rent when you're always on the golf links May 1, 1916

It is surprising there are any movie actors left after looking at the films May 3, 1916

The place occupied by those big hats need not go to waste May 11, 1916

It's too bad the baby doesn't know how smart it is May 12, 1916

Father was right May 13, 1916

When the first straw hat appeared May 19, 1916

Modesty can be studied just like juggling and ventriloquism May 20, 1916

A real tragedy May 23, 1916

The war has forced the Germans to make bread from wood pulp May 24, 1916

It was a perfectly natural position for him at that May 25, 1916

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Father was right May 29, 1916

Will sinking of S.S. Derby start another serve of diplomatic [?]? May 31, 1916

Father didn't lose anything -- he was only thinking June 1, 1916

A golfer who is not a liar is no golfer June 2, 1916

It would be a great surprise if everybody didn't know it already June 5, 1916

[Father was right] "No, dad, I can't see that golf thing, at all…" June 7, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Joe, sweep out padded cell 763 June 9, 1916

It is a very easy matter to find a golf ball if you know how June 12, 1916

You ask him up to spend the evening and he moves in June 20, 1916

To become a good golfer, buy a complete outfit & forget to use it June 21, 1916

There must be something in that preparedness idea they're all talking about June 22, 1916

No kidding! The women will wear half-hose this summer June 10, 1916

It's all wrong, Abner, it's all wrong June 23, 1916

Among other things, you show your individuality while in bathing June 24, 1916

[men and women holding handles on a subway train.] June 26, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Andre, sweep out padded cell 39,746 June 27, 1916

[Father was right] "My son, no man can do good work and keep fresh unless he takes a vaction once a year" June 28, 1916

[Father was right] "Come on, son-we'll take a nice, quiet row around the lake" June 29, 1916

She may not be so crazy about you but she certainly appreciates the ring July 1, 1916

That's right, let the boy have a good time July 4, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Abner, sweep out padded cell 842 July 5, 1916

"Coming down on the car this morning" July 10, 1916

Why give the mosquito any… July 6, 1916

[Father was right] "This old uniform brings back the stirring days of the civil war…" July 7, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Barney, sweep out padded cell 3742 1/2 July 11, 1916

After all, it is merely a question of surroundings July 12, 1916

It's all wrong, Irma, it's all wrong July 13, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Lee, sweep out padded cell 9376 July 14, 1916

Precautions to take before leaving for the country July 15, [1916]

You don't have to go to an amusement park for dangerous forms of pleasure July 17, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Amos, sweep out padded cell 4631

[Father was right] "You know, son, you don't have to eat everything on the bill just because we're paying by the week…" July 19, 1916

In a large family it takes a genius to keep track of his own toothbrush July 20, 1916

You can make mosquito bites a pleasure by scratching to music July 21, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Sig, sweep out padded cell 1492 July 22, 1916

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Signor Pasquale Tomato plays a selection entitled "the blessings of nature"… July 23, 1916

Girls, if you like to be alone, marry a golf player July 24, 1916

It's all wrong, Herman, it's all wrong July 25, 1916

They can't arrest us for showing you how to beat the prohibition laws July 26, 1916

One of our soldiers on the border was married by mail July 28, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Ralph, sweep out padded cell 6416 July 31, 1916

Since that German submarine got safely across the ocean Aug 1, 1916

[Mother was right] "Put all your nickels in this bank so you can buy something useful" Aug 5, [1916]

You might as well take the tortures of civilization gracefully Aug 7, 1916

Catching trains is a day's work in itself Aug 8, 1916

[Father was right] "Remember, Doris, this fellow Bonetop who is calling on you this evening is a…" Aug 10, 1916

You can finish a book in bed if the book doesn't wear out Aug 12, 1916

[Mother was right] "If you want to write poetry, why don't you write something somebody can understand!" Aug 14, [1916]

Giving the movie fans their money's worth Aug 15, [1916]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Tony, sweep out padded cell 203 Aug 17, [1916]

Pride goeth before a golf ball Aug 21, 1916

[This all comes under the heading of pleasure] "Here's a bath-house for you, sir"

[But it doesn't mean anything] "One-piece bathing suits strictly forbidden on this beach." Aug. 9, [1923]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Victor, sweep out padded cell 7961 Aug 24, 1916

It's all wrong, Maximilian, it's all wrong Aug 25, 1916

Absence makes the bed grow softer Aug 29, 1916

Try this system of indexing your records Aug 30, 1916

[Mother was right] "If you're not careful you'll take on flesh like I did-you must watch yourself" Sept 2, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Ulysses, sweep out padded cell 13 Sept 5, 1916

No brains, no brains! Sept 6, [1916]

There is at least one uninvited guest at every picnic Sept 6, 1916

Signs of Peace Sept 7, [1916]

The best time to read the morning paper is [in the afternoon, crossed out] when you get a chance Sept 7, 1916

[Sweep out the padded cell] Maurice, sweep out padded cell 4962 Sept 8, 1916

[No brains, no brains!] "Well, well, if it isn't my dear old friend Josephus McClump!" Sept 9, [1916]

Another prisoner of War Sept 11, 1916

Wives will form a union and strike next Sept 13, 1916

[Mother was right] "Daughter, I don't want to butt into your affairs because you were just married" Sept 14, 1916

"I'm a peaceful king and have always done my best to make my people happy…" Sept 15, 1916

Is there anything more hazy than a woman's decription of a show? Sept 18, [1916]

In these days of great big moving picture productions Sept 21, [1916]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Ernest, sweep out padded cell 3288 Sept 22, 1916

The influence of the war on the football season Sept 25, 1916

When Jake Daubert was called out after making his home-run… Oct 11, 1916

When you enter a street car you [?] there's nothing in the world but feet Oct 10, 1916

The war is still forcing prices up and sized down Oct 9, 1916

It's all wrong, Balboa, it's all wrong Oct 6, 1916

To look at a carpenter, you'd think he was directing the armies of Europe Oct 4, 1916

As long as you are going to sleep at the movies why not be comfortable? Oct 3, 1916

The other fellow generally doesn't know any more than you Oct 2, 1916

There's a little philosophy in back of everything that looks foolish Sept 28, 1916

[Mother was right] "Where are you going, daughter?" Sept 27, 1916

You dig up a lot of old memories every time you move Sept 26, 1916

Political news seems to be a matter of sentiment Oct 24, [1916]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Steve, sweep out padded cell 8742 Oct 23, [1916]

If you believe all the candidates for the same office you'll be ashamed to vote Oct 21, 1916

[Mother was right] "I simply adore dogs" Oct 20, [1916]

Why not give a dance when you first turn on the radiator? Oct 19, 1916

Step inside ladies and gentlemen, the show is no going on! Oct 17, [1916]

It is harder to get out of a department store elevator than jail Oct 16, [1916]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Hoyle, sweep out padded cell 739" Oct 14, 1916

Special page for music-lovers Oct 13, 1916

It's all wrong, Orson, it's all wrong Oct 11, 1916

Some people don't find trouble -- they carry it with them Nov 7, [1916]

Old politicians make predictions on tomorrow's election Nov 5, [1916]

It's all wrong, Ezra, it's all wrong Nov 4, [1916]

It is hard to find a reason for some things Nov 2, [1916]

[Father was right] "You can't fool the voters when you are running for office…" Nov 1, [1916]

It's all wrong, Omar, it's all wrong Oct 30, [1916]

It is dangerous to present a letter of introduction Oct 28, [1916]

Movie vampires have it all their own way these days Oct 27, [1916]

The only men left in Europe after the war will be the simps Oct 26, [1916]

It's all wrong, Seymour, it's all wrong Oct 25, [1916]

Holding office is simply a matter of attending official banquets Nov 25, [1916]

The dancing fever recognizes no age limit Nov 24, [1916]

And now he's looking for the author of "Home Sweet Home" Nov 21, [1916]

Every sight-seeing trip includes these Nov 20, [1916]

Lucille, sweep out padded cell 31964 Nov 18, [1916]

If you've ever taken a boat trip you've met this bunch Nov 16, [1916]

And imported dog collars are worth $67 apiece, too Nov 13, [1916]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Elmer, sweep out padded cell 9973 Nov 11, [1916]

You can't accomplish the impossible, so why worry? Nov 9, [1916]

Clothing concerns must spend a lot of money for paper Nov 8, [1916]

It is bound to happen so you may as well be prepared Dec 30, [1916]

The Hawaiian epidemic has done this to our souvenir calendar Dec 29, [1916]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "I'll reserve a table for New Year's Eve a few days in advance so I won't be disappointed when the time comes" Dec 26, [1916]

A Christmas story entitled "The old rag doll" Dec 25, [1916]

The fact still remains that Julius is a good boy Dec. 22, [1916]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "Say, doctor, you are the only man that can save my life…" Dec 21, [1916]

There's a day set aside for everything but eating Dec 19, [1916]

There are still a few new places to hide Christmas gifts Dec 18, [1916]

[Mother was right] "Daughter, take my advice and do your Christmas shopping now…" Dec 9, 1916

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "Now that you've accepted me, sweetheart, I'll rush downtown and buy the ring" Dec 8, [1916]

Suggestions for Christmas gifts Dec 7, [1916]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "The wife told me to get some bread for dinner tonight…" Dec 5, [1916]

If you are going to take a sea trip, make up your mind to raise a beard Nov 27, [1916]

And still apartment house superintendents wonder why they are so unpopular Jan 24, [1917]

[Father was right] "My son, never spend money you think you are going to get…" Jan 23, [1917]

Can this be called cruelty to animals? Jan 22, [1917]

[Father was right] "Son, it is pretty wet out-I think you'd better wear your rubbers today" Jan 12, [1917]

A story of wasted youth Jan 11, [1917]

War materials need not go to waste when peace comes Jan 9, [1917]

It's all wrong, Agamemnon, it's all wrong Jan 6, [1917]

A telephone call always livens up the household Jan 5, [1917]

[Father was right] "Son, you look good in that outfit-but you musn't forget that…" Jan 4, [1917]

The pleasure of ice skating can be made part of the day's work Jan 3, [1917]

You get tired hearing your friends say, "Got a match?" Feb 8, [1917]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Charlotte, sweep out padded cell 397,410 Feb 7, [1917]

Unionized baseball Feb 5, [1917]

[Father was right] "You shouldn't allow your wife to do so much work-why don't you get a maid to help her?" Feb 1, [1917]

The traffic signals might come in handy for home use Jan 31, [1917]

Science doesn't seem to have much in common with pleasure Jan 30, [1917]

It's all wrong, Lucille, it's all wrong Jan 29, [1917]

There's a limit to convenience even in automobiles Jan 27, [1917]

Another great question that Congress probably can't answer Jan 26, [1917]

He should feel honored that his wife depends so much on him Jan 25, [1917]

Perhaps you've been in this predicament yourself Mar 10, [1917]

When the big hotels are overcrowded Mar 8, [1917]

Nothing makes you think faster than the arrival of a telegram Mar 3, [1917]

Fortunately, eggs don't always break easily Mar 1, [1917]

[Father was right] "My boy, why don't you enlist like I did during the civil war?" Feb 26, [1917]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Douglas, sweep out padded cell 9375 Feb 24, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "Joel, we'll freeze to death if you don't get some coal" Feb 20, [1917]

A little reminder Feb 12, [1917]

Suggestions for costumes for the annual masquerade ball Feb 10, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "Take me to see 'It's all wrong'-everybody says it's a wonderful show" Feb 9, [1917]

Some men think life is just one good story after another Apr 14, [1917]

The periscope is too good a thing to limit to submarines Apr 9, [1917]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Chief, sweep out padded cell 77421 Apr 6, [1917]

It's the spring air that does it Mar 28, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "I want to buy some writing paper so I can write home for money-I'm almost broke" Mar 26, [1917]

Spring styles will center around oriental & domestic junk Mar 19, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "I'm a plain man with a plain family-the potato is simple food but it's good enough for us" Mar 17, [1917]

It's all wrong, Babette, it's all wrong Mar 15, [1917]

Pasquale, sweep out padded cell 47364 Mar 13, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "The doctor told me I should eat a tomato every night before going to bed"I Mar 12, [1917]

[Mother was right] "Why don't you quit hanging around and do a little…" May 17, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Miss Paprika Van Jawbone, president of The Society for the Suppression of Beards on goats… May 15, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] T. Alexander Carpetface tells the ladies of the club why he wrote "The Empty Bean", the book that… May 8, [1917]

We're rapidly becoming a military nation May 7, [1917]

Using every available space for food production during the war May 4, [1917]

The village souse will soon have to seek another kind of popularity May 2, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "Simeon, I knew food would be very scarce so I saved a lovely can of tomatoes" Apr 30, [1917]

[Father was right] "My son, before I die I want to tell you that there is only one nobility…" Apr 28, [1917]

It's all wong, Leonard, it's all wrong Apr 19, [1917]

Universal military training is busting out everywhere Apr 18, [1917]

Even a fast runner sometimes arrives just a little too late June 22, [1917]

A man with a great brain is only human, after all June 20, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Henry Rentdodger, of the Royal Academy of Arabia, gives the ladies an absorbing illustrated talk… June 19, [1917]

Otherwise this man has nothing the matter with him June 16, [1917]

The Germans in this country are all under observation June 8, [1917]

You can't blame the boys for feeling a little proud of their new uniforms June 4, [1917]

The war will make men scarce at the summer resorts June 1, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Ignacio Sqeakerino, the great Slavic violinist, plays one of his own compositions, "The Growl of a Servian Wolf-Hound" May 29, [1917]

It is useless to sit down any more May 28, [1917]

You probably pick out the wrong one, anyway, so why not this? May 26, [1917]

Golf is a great game after you once get started July 13, [1917]

The designs on foreign flags must mean something, after all July 11, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies spend the afternoon cheering up a member of the club, who has a bad cold July 10, [1917]

The summer camera nut always mails you these July 7, [1917]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "I have a few dollars saved up and I want to buy a small piece of land where I can build a little shack" July 6, [1917]

Independence Day July 4, [1917]

The author of "Tipperary" didn't know he was writing a great war song, either July 2, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies give a luncheon to Richard Otten, the poet… June 26, [1917]

When they got home they told of their narrow escape June 25, [1917]

Martinez, sweep out padded cell 41,976 June 23, [1917]

[Sweep out the padded cell] Manuel, sweep out padded cell 27,130 Aug 22, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies take a sightseeing trip to refresh their memories on the romantic history of their native city Aug 21, [1917]

It's all wrong, Jerome, it's all wrong Aug 16, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Mme. Joan Feedbag, the famous hygienic cooking expert, kindly consents to… Aug 14, [1917]

How the same gentlemen behaves when he gets his only authority of the year -- running the annual outing of the lodge Aug 11, [1917]

[Father was right] "It says here in the paper that we should not use gasoline for joy-riding because it will be needed…" Aug 10, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies visit the state penitentiary with the idea of taking a hand in prison reform Aug 14, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies have a theatre party to study the drama July 31, [1917]

It's all wrong, Luke, it's all wrong July 21, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies have an outing on the beach and go in "bathing" July 17, [1917]

It's all wrong, Webster, it's all wrong Sept 12, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] A shortage of twenty cents is discovered in the treasury and a special meeting is called… Sept 11, [1917]

The new army in the trenches experiences its first gas attack Sept 10, [1917]

Breezy summer gossip from any old lake Sept 1, [1917]

It's all wrong, Eddie, it's all wrong Aug 31, [1917]

The man at home must do his bit by helping Esmerelda knit Aug 30, [1917]

And the barber generally has his way Aug 29, [1917]

[Father was right] "Why don't you be sensible and have your eyes measured for a pair of glasses?" Aug 27, [1917]

A summer commuter leads a tragic life Aug 24, [1917]

As long as we are making the world safe for democracy Aug 23, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies hold a debate on the following subject… Oct 30, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "Why, sure, golf is my dish-as a rule I only play with the champions" Oct 25, [1917]

There are two sides to every man, as well as every argument Oct 24, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies do their bit by organizing a military unit of their own and experiencing the hardships of war once a week Oct 23, [1917]

The 1917 football squad Oct 18, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "If you'd like a nice dance I'll introduce you to a fine girl from out-of-town" Oct 10, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies give a skating party and Mrs Poundcake's husband is the only man who can take the afternoon off to enjoy the festivities Oct 9, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "I made up my mind to buy a nice, plain, common-sense overcoat" Sept 26, [1917]

The members of the club pose for the annual photograph for the club album Sept 25, [1917]

Maybe the jazz band can be included among the horrors of war Sept 20, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "The boss wants to see you" Sept 15, [1915]

Even the foolish derby has it's redeeming features Sept 14, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "Good night" Sept 13, [1917]

That's what makes it scarce! Dec 5, [1917]

Nothing means less than the name of an apartment house Nov 24, [1917]

The war tax on theatre tickets isn't as serious as it looks Nov 23, [1917]

Suggestions for banquent souvenirs Nov 21, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The president of the club gives an economy luncheon and each member brings a suggestion for a war dish Nov 20, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "Otto, I have put up a lot of jam and jelly for the winter and I don't want you to touch it" Nov 19, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "Wasn't it romantic the way we bumped into one another and found ourselves dancing before we knew it" Nov 15, [1917]

It's all wrong, Stuyvesant, it's all wrong Nov 12, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies attend a lecture, on the raising of children, by a woman who never raised any Nov 6, [1917]

Caddies can still be used after the golf season is over Nov 3, [1917]

[Father was right] "Son, I think you'd better take a bite to eat before you go to the banquet-you can't always tell" Dec 20, [1917]

Christmas makes a moving van out of every man Dec 19, [1917]

The ladies gather for tea after a day of Christmas shopping in the downtown stores Dec 18, [1917]

It took a war to straighten him out Dec 17, [1917]

"The end of a perfect day" Dec 15, [1917]

The man who sits next to the window pays well for the light Dec 14, [1917]

It's all wrong, Sandow, it's all wrong Dec 13, [1917]

One way to save the trouble of fighting your way through a crowded store Dec 12, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "I'm certainly glad to have met you-what is your telephone number?" Dec 10, [1917]

It's all wrong, Leo, it's all wrong Dec 7, [1917]

One of life's little jokes Jan 7, [1918]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] Their first guest of honor for 1918 Jan 1, [1918]

Teach your child French so he'll know how to eat when… 1918

The wayward son sits at the bedside Dec 31, [1917}

Have one of our 1918 war calendars with our compliments Dec 28, [1917]

At that, a kid deserves a little the best of it around Christmas Dec 26, [1917]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies treat some of the soldiers and sailors from nearby training camps to a big Christmas feed Dec 25, [1917]

A little camouflage to surprise Otto on Christmas morning Dec 24, [1917]

[No brains, no brains!] "I'm smart, I am-I know exactly what I'm going to give all my friends for Christmas" Dec 22, [1917]

It is only called work when you're getting paid for it Dec 21, [1917]

[Father was right] "Do you wish to take this full dress shirt home with you, sir?" Feb 11, [1918]

Life's little jokes -- number three Feb 8, [1918]

It's all wrong, Newton, it's all wrong! Feb 4, [1918]

Maybe he never learned how to write at school Jan 26, [1918]

A puzzle picture -- guess the answer and hand yourself a cigar Jan 23, [1918]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies form a gymnasium class and start seriously to reduce Jan 22, [1918]

[It costs too much to live and you can't afford to die] "My landlord raised the rent on me and I had to move" Jan 18, [1918]

One way to save the bride the trouble of exchanging most of her presents Jan 16, [1918]

The house maid circuit Jan 11, [1918]

[The weekly meeting of the Tuesday Ladies' Club] The ladies invite a woman-letter carrier to tell them of the great work women are doing in men's jobs Jan 8, [1918]

Of course, this may be a trifle exaggerated but Mar 7, [1918]

[No brains, no brains!] "Isn't Ferdinand just the dearest, sweetest, best looking dog you ever saw?" Mar 6, [1918]

Life's little jokes -- number six Mar 2, [1918]